Stay Alert! Control the Virus! Save Lives!

Do you know how you know this pandemic is made up? The British government have just recycled the slogan from the last Big Scary Thing that was meant to keep us all cowed in fear: radical Islam.

Now that people aren’t being regularly blown up or mown down in the streets, the jobsworths at Whitehall simply swapped out ‘bomb red’ for ‘virus yellow,’ slapped the same words over the top and hoped we wouldn’t notice.

Think of it: they’re so busy troughing all our cash they couldn’t even be bothered to fork out for new words.

Go outside. Stop being frightened. Live your lives as free people.