Here’s How to Deal With CHAZ

A woman affixes a small sign to part of the so-called "No Cop Co-Op" at the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone in Seattle. REUTERS/Lindsey Wasson

Seen on Facebook, by an anonymous author:

OK, here’s how I would handle the situation in Seattle.

1. Set up a perimeter around their so-called border, complete with concertina wire, armed border patrol agents, and checkpoints. At these CHECKPOINTS, post huge signs saying “You are now entering the United States of America. Please have passports and travel papers ready”. Deny them entry into the U.S.

2. CUT OFF their electricity, water, and sewer systems. Since they are autonomous, they must supply their own infrastructure. If they wish to use American infrastructure they must pay for it — at international rates.

3. Place TARIFFS on any goods or foodstuffs they wish to IMPORT into their autonomous zone, same as you would with any other country.

4. Cut off their access to WI-FI and CELL SERVICE. Since they are autonomous, they must establish their own corporations to provide these services. If they wish to use American internet and phone services, they must pay — at international rates.

5. If they wish to return to the United States, they must APPLY for IMMIGRATION, just like any other foreigner would. If they sneak into the country, put them into detention centers, then deport them back to CHAZ.

6. Sit back and laugh when they start realizing the real world isn’t like playing Sims in Mommy’s basement.

Come on Trump, what are you waiting for?